I slaved away in the kitchen for you... for hours... and you tell me you wanna order a pizza? it hurts my feelings ):
roasted camel brain 🐪🐪🐪 topped with wilting persimmons 🐪
I hate early spring, when the insects start coming out... I CAN'T OPEN MY WINDOW ANYMORE. it's soooo hot in here, but the insects are banging on the window... they're begging me to let them in. WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM ME?? LEAVE ME ALONEE! They're crawling ALL OVER ME. I can't take this
when he calls from Mumbai
I'll block you, keep track of your karma and see if it goes down
