I told my foreman I’m bored of welding
Ummmm nah I don’t wanna be a nurse
I’ve never spent any money on Fortnite
I downloaded like 2 weeks ago
I was eatin tacos in Mexico today hehe
I was about to say I thought you forgot about me
I also had I think 12 margaritas today and 2 shots of tequila
Nope. Shoulda taken more shots
I felt something for like 10 minutes but it went way quick
Fr that’s why I’m makin sure
This is why I rarely drink
Das crack head jim apparently