Damn I thought -10 was bad. How is your car doing😰
Lit with or without undies? 😏
OPS is on spring break 🙂↕️
Damn y’all lights are out 😨 stay warm
I don’t drink alcohol. It’s a sin 🌚
“They judge me before they even know me. That’s why I'm better off alone”
Ugh the firefighters in La Vista aren’t even hot 😒
The Dutch flag reminds me of aquafresh toothpaste🤭
I don’t have enough points 🤥
It’s such a beautiful day today
I’ve been up since 7AM & I already want to take a nap 😰
He wants his nits licked from the back
