There should be an option to report a user for unsolicited kisses
I’m convinced dogs are our guardian angels sent to look over us
So why does my dog pretend not to hear me when I tell her to get her stinky butt off my pillow??
Pho, I’m sorry it took me so long to find the photo of Shaquille O’Neal’s toes that you requested
Oh sorry, I forgot i was supposed to keep you request anonymous
Yea! Must be a different pho 😉
It’s about someone recognized my greatness
Q: Someone offers you $500 million dollars for you to permanently tattoo on your forehead “I SUCK TOES” . YES OR NO?
Noooo, YOUR FOREHEAD. I’d do it for 10k so joke’s on you 😜
