If you’re looking to chat back.
I bet my bonsai tree is happy.
The weather sucks out here.
You can be my designated driver.
I’m used too sleeping in some dark alleys behind a dumpster.
Homemade sushi tonight, plenty of crab leftovers. I’m grateful.
I’m so sick of that stupid song.
What’s going on Michigan?
Locals are Kalamazoo. I guess you’re a kangaroo if you’re a local from here.
But kangaroos are from Australia.
Want to start a conversation?
