I wouldn’t lie to my enchiladas either
I’m eating like a fat kid
I’ll be that kid in a couple weeks
How you feel is half the battle
Hey is for horses but goats are cheaper
I’ve been practicing flirting like a goat
Dude seems to get all the lady’s with his fart noises and sticking his tongue out.
He’s got like 6 baby mommas
You can beat my ass mousy
He probably did in private