Anyone here to talk and chill
I talk just right (Goldilocks)
I walked into a pub with my wife. The Landlord said "Would you like a beer for your wife?"
I said: "That sounds like a fair swap."
Im ok. Ready to go home from work
Another hour and a half (West coast)
That’s good 😊 you all from USA ?
Hi Alex. Not beautiful here though
Jesus this web version is slow
>>> I’m too tied to amuse
Tied 🤭
But no smut man coming to life
Don’t do that never know where your next dm will come from x
Usually from a bored man in Cali
Oh dear do u reply to dms ?
Only when I want to bring the funny out
Are u guys all married ??
I have a lot of married neighbors
