Whats the point of a boyfriend if they don’t buy you food
2 years ago I wasn’t even born
I hate showering after 5 am and before 8 pm
I think I’m gonna buy boba balls and make boba tea at home.
Did your mom do that with your aunt
Tap water smells fishy today.
Or maybe it was just my cup
I need to start making plans for the weekends that isn’t a chore.
Marry poppins and nanny McPhee are cousins
What would you do if your ex had a girlfriend now
You don’t love him. You just want his babies. You’re on your period aren’t you.
Sometimes guys be interesting to talk to in the groupchat. But then they pm you and suddenly they become boring one to one.
