I just want to be able to feel feelings again
I think about quitting my job every day
Boobs make great mountains for hot wheels. It’s basic geometry
But ya toes have dimples?
Johnny Craig sold me a laptop
A chick bit me last night while we were doing the nasty
More like 99 out of 100 lol
I was doing the deed with a lady yesterday and she kept biting my pec. Didn’t know what to do
I went down on my buddies wife
