My buddy’s mom just held him down and farted on his face because he forgot to do his laundry..
Any moms wanna talk to me?
Confession: I like to get beat up by women
I wish all men were shrunken down to 1 inch tall. Women would be like goddesses, and we’d be nothing more than toys for their amusement
I confess I love older women
I confess I love older women