>>> I confess I'd do a one night stand rn
I confess I would fill you up the first time we met even if you were on no birth control
>>> Sounds tempting
Honestly if you are close enough I would drive to you right now
>>> I'm a call girl, Ask me anything
If your best friends husband wanted to hire you what would you do
>>> me and the wifey are off tomorrow so proba...
Does she call you daddy when you are at home?
>>> should I invite an 18 year old boy over
If you want to why not If he is above the age of consent
>>> Does it mean anything when the guy you lik...
Yeah he doesn't trust you
>>> I slept with a guy to get the money to buy...
Give me a shout when you want to buy his Xmas present
>>> I saw my mom with my stepdad 🙈
Both my exs daughters have walked in on us
>>> im just randomly thinking about this rando...
Where did this happen I had something similar recently
My boss at work is really fat and ugly, she's not fat in the bbw sexy way, she is just fat and saggy, when there was a promotion going I wondered why none of the other guys were going for it, I went to see her to put my name forward, she then said for me to come over to hers to discuss why I deserve the promotion, I realised what she meant. I decided to do what it takes to get the promotion
>>> Damn I've put out on the first date before 😬
My favourite type of lady
>>> Hehehe
I will take you on a date right now 😉
>>> Where to? 😇
Can just skip the dinner and straight back to a luxury hotel 🥵😘
>>> But maybe I only give it when I'm drunk bottle or 2 of champagne on room service 😉
>>> That would do it
Pick you up in an hour then 😘
I'm 35 and I slept with a 73 year old lady last night, the worst thingis I actually really enjoyed it and I'm off to see her again later
>>> I managed to hit my face on the car while ...
It's scary you're allowed to drive
