Instead of a condom, I carry a moist towelette in my wallet, the odds of mefinding delicious chicken wings are far greater than me getting laid 🤷♂️
It’s California, we draw all
It’s what we use on the boat so it’s ingrained I guess
Well I took the shi before I went back to sleep so I could wake up trippin on the shii ya know
An adult? Not whilst I’m on vacation!!
