gm cake crew ☕️🍰 if your thong isn't playing hide & seek with your dignity, you're not doing it right 💁♀️ happy thong tuesday 🥳
the thong is preferably reserved for every day
nah jeans do suck. i haven’t worn jeans since high school
that is most unfortunate my good man
where’s the hunnies with the microskirts tho
delicious ty and i’ll have you for dessert
almost only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades
or at least that’s what they say