*steals 50k karma from beavy 🏃♂️
Same thing with your beer shits every morning
>>> My fault for having coffee again already lol
Coffee gives you flaming shits?
Indeed it is bount start cooking
Besides whatever virus I have isn’t helping
See how long it takes me to blow out this cup o noodles
Keep that virus to yourself lol
Nope lol forget it not even 10 min
I always get the shit end of things Jane 🤣
That sucks I keep pretty healthy but same when something does hit me
I’ve been pretty good lately but the youngest just had strep.
I have something else tho pretty sure of it
I took an Imodium I can’t handle this shit anymore, literally feels like someone rubbed a habanero on my asshole 🤣
Bevys gonna be doing the butt scoot around trying to scratch it
That’s a great analogy right there lol
Noo ima sit on a bag of frozen veggies
Habanero in your asshole? It's not Saturday night yet!
>>> That’s a great analogy right there lol
Funny as hell lol
Shards of glass in my throat and a habanero rubbed on my asshole I’m on a roll for a Tuesday
Yeah that's usually weekend activities for me lol
Or an accurate description of my marriage 🤣🤣
I’m suddenly in the mood to shear
