I still have half of the wings and fries and carrots left. It’s all yours, broski
Just let me know where to meet you
does it mean anything if a female coworker comes to your desk and sits next to you to use your computer and y’all legs touch and she doesn’t move her legs for like 2 mins is that normal?
>>> I’m good, how’s you?
I am fantasamagastic
I thought everyone touched legs with their coworkers 🤷♀️
We need a national make your coworkers uncomfortable day
I always put me feet 👣 on smiles
Also I'm giving myself the cold shoulder tonight
It’s how I shows my affection
My shoulder just hurts cause I'm old and broken
I'm referring to the nipple 🤷😂
I picked up like 900 pinecones in the yard the other night, and it angered my ice injury again
>>> I'm referring to the nipple 🤷😂
I'm playing with it right now
>>> Joint replacements suck
Unless your smoking and replacing the one you just finished
