Everyone knows about all the exciting things I’ve done
I confess that years ago I dated a nudist single mumloll
Well one time at band camp
I used to h the throw lightbulbs in the back of passing trains. Pretty fun to watch them explode
>>> I confess that years ago I dated a nudist ...
Dammnn that sounds fun😂
>>> Well one time at band camp
What happened?
One of my greatest hits was breaking into a gravel plant and stealing a safe lol
>>> I used to h the throw lightbulbs in the ba...
What are you still 8?
Thought the place was abandoned, ended up throwing the safe from the roof
Did the safe have Sam Lasco’s moms teeth in it
6 actually. Dino nuggets are my favorite
Beat the thing open with a hammer eventually
Somehow it had tableware inside of it that didn’t shatter into a million pieces
Well not exactly what i was expecting to hear but yeahh cool
Just me screwing around when I was younger lmao
What were you wanting hear, we were all seduced by our friends mom or hot teachers?
>>> What were you wanting hear, we were all se...
Nahh that's boring
>>> What were you wanting hear, we were all se...
Oh yeah
Ex was a bit time exhibitionist
Mostly means I got embarrassed alot when she peed in public
That’s why I never back into parking spots
>>> I never use condoms
yet you don't have kids
Goonie moviee it won't let me hit you up
It's late in the UK in bed
Looking to chat with someone about my wife and maybe get some honest feedback about her
>>> Looking to chat with someone about my wife...
Honest af
>>> Looking to chat with someone about my wife...
Dm*
Sinners sinners everywhere
Jesus was a gay stage magician
Faking his death walking on water, water to wine, Chris angel can do all of that
Is Chris angel Jesus Christ?
No Jesus was a trickster just like Chris
Llegeix més...
