Kids these days seem like they hate being outside

I’ll call you in sick and kidnap you.

Don’t tease me with that!

I am not teasing. I’ll do it!

It’s a threat and a promise. How fun!

More like a guarantee

Nothing scary about that

I am a completely 100% harmless human being that loves to look out for others and keep everyone happy. Totally ignoring my own happiness in the process.

Sounds like a cry for help.

Sounds like you have no idea what you’re talking about.

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Yeah "Totally ignoring my own happiness" is totally not a cry for help.

No human is 100% harmless

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Actually, they can be.