Interesting fact- gram crackers were invented to curb sexual desire
Also Australia is apparently wider than the moon
My phone had autocorrected to the unit of measure🙄
NB I'm too blind to read the fineprint
Hey calendar reader isn't it a little blurry from down there? I'd say up there but it looks like you got hit with a shrink ray
"Honey I shrunk the giraffe"
I recognize the one in white
Mikey were you hoping to have a new butt buddy
Taco Tuesday is terrible Tuesday!!
I like tacos but I don't like today
The car I just dumped 2 grand in like a month ago...yeah it died on the freeway today
Tore up radiator and more
Probably need a new engine...lol my pockets ain't that deep
No it was suspension, brakes, and bad sensors. Had no clue the timing chain was at risk
I'll most likely opt to default on the loan. Can't afford the repairs...and refuse to pay a high car loan for a dead car
