ship🇺🇸🍺🚢

GenderMale

Age51

Karma₭6,381

About me

👋

Artifacts

Latest public messages

>>> Who wants to come smoke with me and my gir... Ive seen unsolved mystery episodes that started like that

🫡

Hey jen

😞🤦‍♂️

🤷‍♂️

Confession: idress up like a ladybug and fight crime

>>> Confess that I’m laying down an rubbing you'll go blind doing that

>>> I confess i mstrbt 5 6 times a week with o... You'll go blind doing that

I like my women like my coffee. Cold and bitter

>>> My friend said he got aroused by my bra st... why would anyone get aroused by a bra strap

Redrum, redrum

Confession. I stole money from my mom to play Pac-Man as a kid

>>> I hooked up with my best friends wife not much of a best friend, are ya

Let go of my eggo

Don't squeeze the Charmin

Ive seen dead people

Let go of my eggo

Where's the beef

Fuzzy wazzy was a bear

Up and down, up and down

I confess that I stole money from my mom to play Pac-Man when I was younger

I want tator tots

🖐

We use cookies to provide you with smooth browsing experience. We don’t show any ads, and we keep your experience pseudonymous.