Not very funny but it was an interesting story.
Getting arrested by her would be so hot
>>> Not very funny but it was an interesting s...
Welp your humours different
Ty. đ I think itâs funny sheâs a cop. Very fitting. I feel bad for bringing it up randomly over a decade later
I laugh to different things.
Welp you gotta be fit if you want her
Itâs a three cup of coffee day
Iâve actually been detained by a hot cop. She was really nice to me đ best cop so far
Imagine being fit for fight.
I confess I come here to lead guys on then ghost them... Especially the lustful ones
Iâm fit đ€·ââïž I skate, snowboard, walk a lot, have to carry stuff a lot here (ectâŠ)
âEvening officer. How has the day been for a beautiful lady such as yourself?â
>>> Iâm fit đ€·ââïž I skate, snowboard, walk a l...
Damn I wanna snowboard
I said âyou might be the most attractive and nice cop Iâve ever dealt withâ lmfao I was tipsy
Interesting. đ€ Iâm the opposite of that for now.
The urge to do something impulsive đ„Ž
Like jump off cliffs đ€Ł
In honesty, I would be too nervous to hit on a female officer.
>>> The urge to do something impulsive đ„Ž
Go shoot your balls off
My back is messed up from that though. Jumping off stuff in general. I wish I had more pics
Well I mean, I like taking walks though. And I have skiid in the past.
>>> Go shoot your balls off
Don't got any... But you dođ
I kinda want that to be real though.
>>>đ·
Damn I'd be miserable if fantasy life existed and I'm here. Human
>>> Too impulsive.
I don't know why... But I wanna diss you birdy
What if unicorns and dragons existed and weâd co-exist peacefully(sorta-ish with dragons)?
Impulsive. Letâs get dumb tattoos we end up blacking out later in life
What fantasy creature would you guys wanna be?
A big dragon would be very much like a really big bird of prey, catching livestock.
The occasional people. Bears of the sky.
>>> A big dragon would be very much like a rea...
It's giving dinosaur
Not sure, maybe a Phoenix. But real animal wise Iâd wanna be a mountain goat
Lol I just picture a goat chewing
Hard to say. An elf maybe? A centaur?
Probably a phoenix for sure. I could heal ppl with my tears đ
Anyways I'd choose witch or tree elf
>>> Probably a phoenix for sure. I could heal...
Damn... You'd be kidnapped for sure
