Not very funny but it was an interesting story.
Getting arrested by her would be so hot
>>> Not very funny but it was an interesting s...
Welp your humours different
Ty. 🙂 I think it’s funny she’s a cop. Very fitting. I feel bad for bringing it up randomly over a decade later
I laugh to different things.
Welp you gotta be fit if you want her
It’s a three cup of coffee day
I’ve actually been detained by a hot cop. She was really nice to me 🙂 best cop so far
Imagine being fit for fight.
I confess I come here to lead guys on then ghost them... Especially the lustful ones
I’m fit 🤷♂️ I skate, snowboard, walk a lot, have to carry stuff a lot here (ect…)
”Evening officer. How has the day been for a beautiful lady such as yourself?”
>>> I’m fit 🤷♂️ I skate, snowboard, walk a l...
Damn I wanna snowboard
I said “you might be the most attractive and nice cop I’ve ever dealt with” lmfao I was tipsy
Interesting. 🤔 I’m the opposite of that for now.
The urge to do something impulsive 🥴
In honesty, I would be too nervous to hit on a female officer.
>>> The urge to do something impulsive 🥴
Go shoot your balls off
My back is messed up from that though. Jumping off stuff in general. I wish I had more pics
Well I mean, I like taking walks though. And I have skiid in the past.
>>> Go shoot your balls off
Don't got any... But you do👀
I kinda want that to be real though.
>>>📷
Damn I'd be miserable if fantasy life existed and I'm here. Human
>>> Too impulsive.
I don't know why... But I wanna diss you birdy
What if unicorns and dragons existed and we’d co-exist peacefully(sorta-ish with dragons)?
Impulsive. Let’s get dumb tattoos we end up blacking out later in life
What fantasy creature would you guys wanna be?
A big dragon would be very much like a really big bird of prey, catching livestock.
The occasional people. Bears of the sky.
>>> A big dragon would be very much like a rea...
It's giving dinosaur
Not sure, maybe a Phoenix. But real animal wise I’d wanna be a mountain goat
Lol I just picture a goat chewing
Hard to say. An elf maybe? A centaur?
Probably a phoenix for sure. I could heal ppl with my tears 🙂
Anyways I'd choose witch or tree elf
>>> Probably a phoenix for sure. I could heal...
Damn... You'd be kidnapped for sure
