When I was younger I was hooking up with this guy and he punched me in the mouth then was like “sorry I got an intrusive thought” and i fully covered for him and said I walked into a door

who wanna have a snowball fight

Please 🥹

Skydiving - parachute def the answer

Bet

Howdy

Anyone got any taboo confessions?

I’d skydive without a parachute.

Sounds cute af tbh

Skydiving - parachute + terminal velocity = meet god

Actually I think a couple people have survived that lol

>>> Skydiving - parachute + terminal velocity ... I'm too busy at the moment to take Any meetings

hii

You'll just be sat in the waiting room

Darn I was hoping we’d meet

That’s better. You can ask God about your sins

I confess I gotta clock in soon for a dumb 3hr shift

Can I ask god about my sims?

I said sins not the sims

France is interesting 🤔

You is god for your sims

>>> Can I ask god about my sims? Are you not god in Sims

And I asked about my sims you dolt

God's got big opinions about the sims

No im me.

No I am you

That’s hot.

Leave it

Rip

Confess your confession.. ping me

You’re pretty short for a human.

Gosh we’re so lucky to know that fact of the day. Praise the lord

I'm short, but idgaf

Probably taller than six inches.

Inches

I meant tall lol

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