The rain is so bad that the toy siren on my boys bike has shorted and has been going off in the garden for 2 hours. I don’t want to get out of bed to kill it and I take solace in the fact it’s probably annoying the neighbours more than me 😂

Morning rebs 👋🏻

Offft thanks

I sold mine at the car boot

I emptied my vessel already 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

It’s usually my fault the room dies

See

People usually leave when I enter

That’s what I said 😂

Are you suggesting her dog bummed her?

Boring

Yup killed it

Wow ok

I’ll chat

I’m everywhere

Like a bad smell that you can’t get rid of

Just to confirm please don’t go hugging jellyfish!!

What is ss?

Thanks

Absolutely nothing happened in Germany before 1950

It’s not always dads. My little boy hardly ever sees his mum because she is too busy only caring about herself. Some mothers are bad too

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