Sparty

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Age38

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Any female mature lovers in Colorado?

Same

I was so tired, dozed off on the couch, now I’m wide awake

Dm me if you live in Colorado and want to speed date irl

Any Bronco fans or Bills fans in Colorado want to get together and tailgate and watch the game?

I was worried this was going to be a blowout, glad they tied it up

Texas fans are chanting for Manning lol

Go Bills! Sabres look good tonight too

Definitely drink water

It’s crazy that in our lifetime we went from 9 planets to 8 because Pluto is no longer considered a planet. After tonight though, we’ll only have 7 planets because I plan on destroying Uranus.

Anyone in Colorado I can try my pickup lines on?

I would like it

Doesn’t mean I’d say yes but I would like it

I might say yes

But might say no

What movie are we seeing?

Yes, let’s go, only if I can pay for drinks after

What if I get a little chubbed up?

I honestly think one of my employee has a crush on me and it’s so awkward

I also own the business, so it adds an extra layer

Depends

Haha

Hard to get a babysitter on a Wednesday night 😂

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