It’s crazy that in our lifetime we went from 9 planets to 8 because Pluto is no longer considered a planet. After tonight though, we’ll only have 7 planets because I plan on destroying Uranus.
Anyone in Colorado I can try my pickup lines on?
Doesn’t mean I’d say yes but I would like it
What movie are we seeing?
Yes, let’s go, only if I can pay for drinks after
What if I get a little chubbed up?
I honestly think one of my employee has a crush on me and it’s so awkward
I also own the business, so it adds an extra layer
Hard to get a babysitter on a Wednesday night 😂