Was stroking it the other day when someone knocked my door
>>> Oh I know that. I know plenty of awesome p...
True they're rare
Being a ghost might be nice. No bumping into things anymore
And don't eat garlic or onions
>>> Beer 🍺 lolll
Not a bad idea. But I'd recommend a vodka shot instead. With beer you'll end up running tothe loo all the time...
>>> I’ve broken around 10 bones
All in one go? Hopefully not!
>>> i wanna be a rock in my next life
And then what would you be doing all day?
>>> But people mock you for being short. You w...
Aren't there female dwarfs?
>>> nothing just chillin
Doesn't sound too bad actually
>>> I'd die of boredom
Might be better than dying from distress
>>> especially im a rock at the beach
But then you'll get washed away till there's nothing left but sand. Isn't that sad?
>>> I am happy with life.
That's nice to hear
>>> We got into a fight bc he disagreed with s...
Ohh, must have been some massive kind of mug
>>> But fr I don’t need rest when I’m with a w...
Maybe afterwards however...
>>> I woke up in a park on SundayAnd i couldn’...
Did you find out how you got there eventually?
