>>> I have a bf if that counts 🤷♀️
Cheating is fun 😈
Do you work at Applebees?
>>> Nobody saying that now!!
Shhhhhh it's a secret 😁
>>> I have a bf if that counts 🤷♀️
I have a maths test tomorrow
How much steroids to look like you in 3 months
If i ever see you at Olive Garden im making you shred me alot of cheese
I always have the waitress stand there and crank me a ton of Parmesan on my Alfredo
Those are very beefy legs
I like to have big quads and calfs
I got chicken alfredo with extra sauce AND i have that bish stand there and shred me the whole block
Not every single time but-
I like to have a big booty
Yeahhhh 😂😂 it gets awkward almost because she stands there for like five minutes cranking that Parmesan lol
With all this cake im hauling
women that look like theyre dying *chefs kiss*
that’s why u get no pssy evan
The only time i ever got compliments was on my booty
And hair when it was longer
>>> that’s why u get no pssy evan
I dont need any
