Is it cheesecake? And what kinda cheese platter you got going on?
That's why I married you! 😂😂😂
Stab his butt cheek with a butter knife
It was a cheese cake surprise. 🤣
Hahaha oh man!!! Love at first snort
Don’t threaten me with a good time!
It’s snort you, it’s me 😞
Ohhh and e my dear. Do you mind doing a load of laundry. I’m out of clean undies.
Didn't know wifey was so violent. Gonna have to behave, don't wanna get spanked 😯
I got you some adult size diapers
Awww babes! You’re so thoughtful. 🥹
It’s the ones who say they don’t want to get spanked, that really want to get spanked. 🤣
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with us playing matchmaker wifey
Don’t spank me I bruise like a peach
We’re going to McDonalds for our honeymoon. 🥰
So are you guys swingers or what
No I don’t think I’m comfortable either Baybee cheeks
Lol like pinocchio I'm a real boy lol
The ice cream machine will be broken and that’s no honeymoon
You don't want me to spank your peach? That was gonna be my attempt at foreplay lol
Okay make sure you leave a hand print indentation
hand print or it didn't happen 😂
I was just thinking…….. squirrel! Damn adhd. 😒
I’m going to make a paddle out of a 2x6 to use on e for out honeymoon.
Is that a genuine question?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 STOP MAKING ME SNORT I SOUND LIKE A PIGGY
Stop watching 50 shades of grey
Sorry!!!! I can't help it.
Everyone reading the room right now like 👀👁️👅👁️
It's becoming more than platonic right?
You told me this was a private room!!
I am the original MR Grey. 😈
No not at all. I was meaning things are getting a bit racey, tis all
Just cause you got grey hair early
To think, I'm now marreid to wifey but won't get to see her nakey
Wow! I thought I was the one 🥺😢🥺😢🥺😢
You could with a blind fold on but since we getting divorced it matters not how
