Myself - what an unusual name
>>> Myself - what an unusual name
Lol it's not a name. It's the person that was typing when he said it
So your friend named Myself is typing for you? I'm confused.
Lol you would be confused. It's ok. Seek a translator. You'll be fine
Does Google translate dumbass? 🤔
It should. I'm pretty sure it'll have your name and picture beside it.
With you throwing up the deuces
Also “not a people person” checks out 😂
Love chucking up the deuces
>>> Going a bit far
My bad. I usually keep it short and sweet
It's short.... I wouldn't say sweet
Ooh. It's definitely short. I'm working on the sweet part
So myself can't measure well
Apparently maybe you can't.
Then again, maybe you can
How little? 2 inches little?
Did my pinky leave me? I'm hurt.
I'm sure your friend Myself will make you feel better, don't worry
You keep forgetting the other one. It's actually me, myself and I. If you gone say it, say it, right. Gosh. Golly
Oops, my bad. I'll make note of that and thank you for the correction.
You're Welcome So much. See, you're so smart and cute.
You've not seen me so I don't know that the cute label is correct.
I seen your legs. It's the same as seeing all of you. Your legs are cute so I feel like you'll be cute too
Or we can stop all this guessing and I can just see you
Why would I expose myself like that to a proven troll?
Hey Pink! How’s it going??
>>> Why would I expose myself like that to a p...
A troll? I'm shocked and appalled.
I'm good! Sipping some coffee and entertaining myself with Douche McGoo
You wouldn't be exposing yourself. You would be making the world better and sacrificing for the greater good
>>> I'm good! Sipping some coffee and entertai...
Love our little pet names already
Awesome! Need back up? Lol
>>> Hi
Goodmorning. How are you?
>>> Love our little pet names already
🩷🫶🏻🥰
>>> Sassy as ever
Lol ooh. Show me a little of it. Be sassy and sexy with it
Ok read the room wrong…carry on. My bad lol
No. You didn't read it wrong. You're absolutely right.
