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well i said to him ‘morning’ and he replied ‘no, just taking a dump’ :

one of the few things that separates us from the animals

finally someone to take care of all the rotten brains

*says anything* -> show me your boobs

so true we must find new frontiers to goon over

oh i see are you a computer

is there a word for that

because you’re ghey

he didn’t realise the closet was so dark was because it was full of black diqs

link

they better be nobbly

where do british moms go to give birth? exeter

the money you’ll save on bras

maybe not for 64 year old boobies, a good fishing net perhaps

ew keep it to yourself bro

it’s an acquired taste, like moldy cheese

easier said than done with you around…

yes and i still forget most of the things

afternoon all

unbelievably so

lmao you degenerate

on the other hand i cannot believe it’s 3pm and i have done nothing

i have been paid for a day’s work however, hopefully i went get one of those elon musk emails

does anyone want an accountability buddy?

how’s it goinggg

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