I rescued her at about 18 months she’d had 2 litters and lost the kitten she bonded with, and previous owners were abusing her but don’t know the details

Oh poor girl

You cuddle her as much as she wants

She is a princess who gets everything she wants and she knows it

I fell asleep on the couch 💀, will continue the crusade tomorrow

💀

Old people things 😆

How mature are you?

Art!

Hmm. My mum is very strongly suggesting I come for dinner tonight. Who do you think has died

Oh do you have rich fairly close relatives you don’t like?

Hopeful one of them

Hah. I do have rich relatives I hate but they wouldn’t leave me anything in their will. I hate them because they exiled me for being gay

Mmmm let’s hope one of them had a change of heart and them immediately that heart got so light it shot straight up to Jesus

And they left you their maxed LISA

The most tax efficient possible inheritance

I cut them out in my early 20s. Haven’t seen most of them since. Have only seen my aunt last year because my Nan was in hospital. She asked me if I’d got a boyfriend yet. I asked her the same. Her husband died a while ago. It was below the belt but eh, screw her

Same woman that owns 2 houses outright, one in Norfolk that she Airbnb’s 90% of the year for stupid money.. and she complains she’s hard up and has to shop in aldi 🥺 but she goes skiing like 5 times a year and the Bahamas and all that

And ofc she sent my cousins to Oxford uni , all paid for by her ofc. And they’re arseholes too

I’d say I’d wear a rainbow suit and dance at her funeral and throw glitter everywhere but if I’m honest I probs won’t bother going

I wasn’t even invited to my uncles funeral lmaooo

Okay if you ski you don’t get to complain about groceries unless it’s Freddo

Because I will never stop pointing out they were barely 10p

NEVER! They took this away from us!

Freddo the big equaliser

Is that the chocolate?

Yeah the chocolate bar

A great pain it has inflicted on our frail hearts and thinning wallets

I don’t even like it tbf 😅

Freddos used to be amazing but they taste like shite now

I haven’t had one in years

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