yes a Lion 🦁 he was lonely after conquering all the land
>>> yes a Lion 🦁 he was lonely after conqueri...
Then one hunter came and hunted it
End of story- human are superior
Aww shucks the lion died?!
Aight aight come continue
What happened after he conquered all the land
the lion kept roaring throughout the day in search for his lioness
Ok cool rawr rawr and then
Probably majority of the lioness are deaf
the lion wondered where could she be
She’s somewhere just can’t hear him
one day a tour bus came to the safari
he snuck inside the bus while everyone was looking at the those tall ass giraffes
So a tour bus full of blind and dumb tourists
Got it and and a lion managed to get in there
Why did the lion not have a meal lols
no he got shot in the bus
So now we looking a giraffes ok
I wonder how those murder mittens pulled the trigger
Have u seen how huge an actual lion’s paw is?!
the Lioness was a special agent working for the other side
Will perry the platypus make an entrance too?
lol that's another story 😄
you have a better one? I'd love to hear one
Im not a good story teller so nope
all dreaming about sausages
There were two girl best friends in school, they did everything together. Be it gym class, going to the teacher’s office, heading back to the dorm. They were always together
What they always say to each other is “I got your back”
One day, one of the girl woke up in the dorm to find her best friend had vanished
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