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Dammit focus new

I wanna hear the story

yes a Lion 🦁 he was lonely after conquering all the land

Uhuh

>>> yes a Lion 🦁 he was lonely after conqueri... Then one hunter came and hunted it

End of story- human are superior

Aww shucks the lion died?!

shhh

listen to the story

Aight aight come continue

What happened after he conquered all the land

the lion kept roaring throughout the day in search for his lioness

Ok cool rawr rawr and then

he waited for days....

Mhmmn

Probably majority of the lioness are deaf

the lion wondered where could she be

Ok and what happeneed

lol

She’s somewhere just can’t hear him

one day a tour bus came to the safari

Uhuh

he snuck inside the bus while everyone was looking at the those tall ass giraffes

So a tour bus full of blind and dumb tourists

Got it and and a lion managed to get in there

Why did the lion not have a meal lols

no he got shot in the bus

So now we looking a giraffes ok

his lioness killed him 🦁

I wonder how those murder mittens pulled the trigger

Have u seen how huge an actual lion’s paw is?!

the Lioness was a special agent working for the other side

Damn special agent?

Will perry the platypus make an entrance too?

lol that's another story 😄

Cool

Overall 310

Pretty meh story

you have a better one? I'd love to hear one

咩？

heyy everybody

anyone awake

Im not a good story teller so nope

sad

Nope all asleep

all dreaming about sausages

There were two girl best friends in school, they did everything together. Be it gym class, going to the teacher’s office, heading back to the dorm. They were always together

What they always say to each other is “I got your back”

then what happened

One day, one of the girl woke up in the dorm to find her best friend had vanished

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