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I am normal

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Too many pics to even try and whittle down here lol

I miss MJ and Peter being together 😭

And then Joe Quesada had to screw everything up with One More Day 🤬😡

My butthole says plplplplplplblblblbl

Wdf? Webbed duck foot?

I think she’s pretty quacktacular

I went to the last Puss in Boots movie on Xmas Day but I was drunk asf and passed out through the whole movie lol

Form your own opinion on it bro

Squirt Game is my favorite

C’mere and I’ll show you

It involves the soda Squirt

Grapefruit fizzy goodness and you just have to get your squirt stream shot further and properly aimed at your opponents filthy smiling face and then you win while they win the real prize. It’s really simple and easy to get the game going and it’s time for this rambling rant to end

Me and my date last week

She played hard to get, but I played hard to get rid of 😏

Until the chopsticks came out. That’s when I cut the date short and blocked her 😬

Nah, just a little crack today bruh. The decaf tweak

Equality has left the building

Peepeepoopooboogersfartbutthole

Them massive milk meats look pretty heavy. You need me to hold them for ya?

I only cheat on my diet because it’s just not my type tbh