He’s the type to get mad at you for making the girl he likes laugh at your jokes and then he’ll be all agro and try and impress her by doingsomething macho and look silly in the process so he’ll jerk off using his tears as lube later that night. We’ve all seen it before

Oh wait he’s ancient nvm. He just drives a lifted truck with metal huevos on the back and he thinks the stripper really likes him lol

I’m looking into my own future though probably 😖🫠 damnit

Wait no

I want to be buried in the sun

Bet

I’m afraid I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request

Hard pass. Not my job to make sure others don’t get triggered by being online and interacting with others but it’s cute how you think I’d think in the first place

…I was as well lol. Which is why I said that it’s cute you think that I can think

Like my name indicates

Mira Mira, en el espejo

Youcan steal more stuff by going to prison and getting a bigger hiding spot for the things you wanna steal apparently. That’s what I took from that meme

Good thing I don’t like stealing

Robbing banks and scamming elderly is fun

Totally

🤮

Why not

Nothing better to do than hate

It’s easier to be easy

Wtaf

Welcome to earth

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