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You gonna carve yourself huh

Hi crab

ROAST DUCK FOR THE ROOM!

Pfftt you underestimate me seal

Look at these multifunctional beautiful duck feet of mine

Ok Anakin

Disfunctional?

They will kick your azz

Send feet

Morning corto

Be a man

Quack

What’s good about being a man?

You guys have to have haircuts like, once a mont

💵

The peeing standing up would be awesome lol

>>> What’s good about being a man? Then you can catch the 🦆

😱

That’s why I have long hair, so I don’t have to get a haircut once a month

>>> You guys have to have haircuts like, once ... Ince every 3 months

Opening jars lol I swear they seal them so tight on purpose

>>> The peeing standing up would be awesome lol When i wake up all groggy i sit down

You got me there Shelby

Why are you groggy

Theres no force in the world that will force me to stand

Yeah but you have options

I mean you can pee standing up too

It probably wont go where you want it

Just no aim

But technically....

No my shoes lol

Hiii

I think even if girls could pee standing up they’d sit because of the chance of splashing your pants

Lol

Like some men in Germany pee sitting down and it’s usually a cause for mockery by other men

Really? I don’t hear them complaining about it here

Do germans pee stanting up when they have a fever and caughing their lungs and spleen out

Cuz i don't

Yes there’s even a word for men who sit down to pee

And it’s used derisively

I forget it let me google it

Only pee standing up if you are able

If I could pee standing up I would lol

Sitzpinkler

I don’t wanna touch somewhere some other 🍑 have touched

Never stand when you can sit

Never run when you can walk

Never walk when you can stand

Never wake when you can sleep 😴

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