🔥SELFIE🔥🧊

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Jezzzz what a breakdown 🤣

Waw why you talk to your wife like that

Ill only marry you if you scream free p-

Free the pp

😂

Free p Diddy?

K i go now

And nah you swore you’d marry me already so good luck

You’re trying hard to squeeze yourself into the convo

Dana i think the crab likes you

I’m just tryna talk hb

Is he hot

Nah

He claims he made 1200$ just today

Is that hot enough for you?

Hmm idk what’s your zodiac sign lobstah

If y’all married I ain’t touch in that. Just tryna be nice n converse

Unfortunately we’re married

Wanna come over for coffee crab?

Lobstah what’s your zodiac

Who’s lobstah? Me?

Yes

Tbh I like a 3

Wouldn’t it be crazy if I was a cancer cuz I’m a crab? I’m a Taurus

Bet

Taurus are too serious but also look nice

Unfortunately only the first half is true

Lobstah where you’re from

The US. Wb y’all

United states of Kazakhstan

Im from tura bura

Mah Wyfe

My wife is sri lankan but she lives here with me

I’m from the holy land

Nah seriously tho

Jerusalem?

Im lebanese and my wife is Palestinian

I’m from Israel but not Jerusalem

Would be funny if that term existed but it doesn’t

In did since 1932 ahhh

Apply cold water to burnt areas

Old Phoenician blood. Nice

woow

In 1932 it was named Palestine erertz Israel

👀👀

He’s just Muslim

Im in Leb since 1000s of years

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