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Myself - what an unusual name

>>> Myself - what an unusual name Lol it's not a name. It's the person that was typing when he said it

So your friend named Myself is typing for you? I'm confused.

Lol you would be confused. It's ok. Seek a translator. You'll be fine

Does Google translate dumbass? 🤔

It should. I'm pretty sure it'll have your name and picture beside it.

With you throwing up the deuces

Going a bit far

yeah too much

I just dropped a deuce

Also “not a people person” checks out 😂

Love chucking up the deuces

>>> Going a bit far My bad. I usually keep it short and sweet

It's short.... I wouldn't say sweet

Ooh. It's definitely short. I'm working on the sweet part

So myself can't measure well

Apparently maybe you can't.

Then again, maybe you can

i love a lil sweet treat

Me tooo

How little? 2 inches little?

😂😂

Did my pinky leave me? I'm hurt.

I'm sure your friend Myself will make you feel better, don't worry

You keep forgetting the other one. It's actually me, myself and I. If you gone say it, say it, right. Gosh. Golly

Oops, my bad. I'll make note of that and thank you for the correction.

You're Welcome So much. See, you're so smart and cute.

You've not seen me so I don't know that the cute label is correct.

I seen your legs. It's the same as seeing all of you. Your legs are cute so I feel like you'll be cute too

Or we can stop all this guessing and I can just see you

Good morning y’all

Why would I expose myself like that to a proven troll?

Sasssssssss 🩷🥰🫂🩷

Goodmorning, Sassiness

Hey Pink! How’s it going??

>>> Why would I expose myself like that to a p... A troll? I'm shocked and appalled.

I'm good! Sipping some coffee and entertaining myself with Douche McGoo

You wouldn't be exposing yourself. You would be making the world better and sacrificing for the greater good

>>> I'm good! Sipping some coffee and entertai... Love our little pet names already

Awesome! Need back up? Lol

>>> Hi Goodmorning. How are you?

Always need back up

Sassy as ever

>>> Love our little pet names already 🩷🫶🏻🥰

>>> Sassy as ever Lol ooh. Show me a little of it. Be sassy and sexy with it

Ok read the room wrong…carry on. My bad lol

>>> 🩷🫶🏻🥰 Such a cutie

No. You didn't read it wrong. You're absolutely right.

Lol

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