CConfessions and Chill 🚬

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Fast food is bad

Especially for breakfast

Might as well do a line of Coca Cola

That’s the problem with zombies - they’re rotting. They’d decompose on their own irl.

Fzck off

Idk what then

Fair.

Confort foods

>>> getting my 😺 waxed at my gfs house and go... Go play dumb stuff elsewhere

Who?

>>> Beer 🍺 lolll Not a bad idea. But I'd recommend a vodka shot instead. With beer you'll end up running to the loo all the time...

Omg

Y'all aren't adulting about job interviews

How many bones have yall broken?

And zombies don’t really bite through anything of at least hard plastic or materials of similar or stronger hardness.

Non.... But I got stitches!!! In the head 🥴😁

I have had stitches on my head 2x

I’ve broken around 10 bones

Oooo which part of your head?

Including other peoples bones I’ve broken 1

>>> I’ve broken around 10 bones All in one go? Hopefully not!

Chin as a toddler and half of my eyebrow in 2019 at excision

Being a fantasy dwarf would probably rock. You’d potentially be able to get rich from all the gemstones you dig out and you are often very strongly built.

Im nerbous

i wanna be a rock in my next life

No lol

I wonder why. 🤔

>>> i wanna be a rock in my next life And then what would you be doing all day?

>>> Being a fantasy dwarf would probably rock.... But people mock you for being short. You won't really get much ladies. You'll be misjudged

I wanna be where the people are

8 bones

>>> And then what would you be doing all day? He'd be rolling around

I wanna see them dancing

>>> And then what would you be doing all day? nothing just chillin

Nice

u wanting to be a rock defeats the whole purpose of choosing to be a rock

>>> I wanna be where the people are Let's go find you Ursula

>>> But people mock you for being short. You w... Aren't there female dwarfs?

>>> u wanting to be a rock defeats the whole p... We live on a rock... You pretty close enough

I think most wouldn’t do that because most mature people don’t feel the need to do that irl, and if it’s a Warhammer or Warcraft dwarf, you get axed if you mock their height.

omg ursula buffey

>>> Aren't there female dwarfs? Yeah but difficult to find

some live under the rock

>>> nothing just chillin Doesn't sound too bad actually

Probably true of Dungeons and Dragons dwarves as well.

I know an Ursula

Often that is the case. More often than not.

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