CConfessions and Chill 🚬

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I confessed to my bf about something..

>>> I confessed to my bf about something.. ?

What was it?

That you mess about with like 80 other guys on the reg?

U do it with dogs or what

I wanna confess to a girl, anyone willing ?

Nah

Have...what...?

Hmmm, how is the evening?

I confess that I should behave more often

Who said those where his final words? Dont spread misinformation

Maybe I do

My wife left me

Oof

>>> My wife left me Yeah she's here

Oh really

Lmao

F-in what now

English or german pls

God, a language, at least

😂😂

>>> what’s up nwords Probably nothing

Anyone shared a gf or wife?

Official Muslim scholars

Notta

heyy

>>> The official phrase is “oh Aisha my aorta ... Whose?

>>> Official Muslim scholars Who?

Died from cut aorta

Bruh

Oop

I want to become a Master Troll like Muhammad

ᕙ( ◕︡ ₒ ◕︠ )ᕗ

Like who does this even lol

Unlucky

>>> I guess I’ll use my ex’s videos to help me... Send me a message and I'll help you out.

Howdy

What do you need?

You're really obsessing over this aorta thing, but apparently can't understand the basic concept of a simile.

Lmaoooo

How many ppl even die from aorta being severed

Doesn’t seem like a common thing even

My guy, it says "as if my aorta is being severed." Like... It's metaphorical. What the hell are you talking about

If you're gonna analyze text, please pay attention in English class first

He also said that “my aorta has been cut”

JT from Degrassi

That’s not metaphorical

It's a callback to the earlier simile. Dude. Please. Use more than one braincell

He died right after, since it had indeed been cut

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