CConfessions and Chill 🚬

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Everyone knows about all the exciting things I’ve done

I don't

I confess that years ago I dated a nudist single mumloll

Well one time at band camp

I used to h the throw lightbulbs in the back of passing trains. Pretty fun to watch them explode

>>> I confess that years ago I dated a nudist ... Dammnn that sounds fun😂

>>> Well one time at band camp What happened?

One of my greatest hits was breaking into a gravel plant and stealing a safe lol

>>> I used to h the throw lightbulbs in the ba... What are you still 8?

Thought the place was abandoned, ended up throwing the safe from the roof

Hey there

Heyyy

Did the safe have Sam Lasco’s moms teeth in it

Nope, it had dishes.

>>> Hey there Dm

6 actually. Dino nuggets are my favorite

Beat the thing open with a hammer eventually

Somehow it had tableware inside of it that didn’t shatter into a million pieces

Well not exactly what i was expecting to hear but yeahh cool

Just me screwing around when I was younger lmao

What did you want

What were you wanting hear, we were all seduced by our friends mom or hot teachers?

>>> What were you wanting hear, we were all se... Nahh that's boring

>>> What were you wanting hear, we were all se... Oh yeah

Ex was a bit time exhibitionist

Mostly means I got embarrassed alot when she peed in public

I never pull out

I never use condoms

That’s why I never back into parking spots

>>> I never use condoms yet you don't have kids

Now we are talking 😂😂

Where the tiger?

Goonie moviee it won't let me hit you up

It's late in the UK in bed

Brat are you here?

Show yourself

Looking to chat with someone about my wife and maybe get some honest feedback about her

Can be bratty

>>> Looking to chat with someone about my wife... Honest af

>>> Honest af Dm

>>> Looking to chat with someone about my wife... Dm*

Slam the jam

>>> chat with Jesus

Sinners sinners everywhere

Jesus was a gay stage magician

He had a sick act though

Faking his death walking on water, water to wine, Chris angel can do all of that

Is Chris angel Jesus Christ?

No Jesus was a trickster just like Chris

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