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I’m not hitting you up for a massage

Just to talk

Maybe a massage for you in the future if talking goes good 😝

Talk abt massage

But you said sorta close to GR and same here so that’s why I’m saying hey

Or talk abt stuff to do in GR

Or we can skip to the part where you ghost me after agreeing to a date or whatever

Hey there

It’s all the rage I guess

Why are you angry

Who are you angry at

Kitten, welcome to AntiLand

Angry at myself

For not dying nearly 21 years ago

Or nearly 4 years ago

Why can’t he be alive instead of me?

Hmmm

Why did my high school buddy Dale die of an infectious disease instead of me?

All he did was do charities in Africa. I’ve never done anything worthy of living

Heyy

Why did my friend Chelsi get a brain tumor randomly and pass so quickly? Why did my friend Melisa have an aneurysm at 29?

Why did sweet Melanie die of cancer?

The more pain I endure the harder it gets to move forward

You need a joint

and a shot of tequila

This is why people ghost you

And maybe a Xanax

Hello

OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS

Meow

Woof

🤭 hai!

Hi🤪 how’s your night going?

I do need Xanax probably

It’s not toooo heck. How’s you!

Join the club. We could all use Xanax

Good, happily not working tonight😌

Probably only selling content anyway superpower

If that was the case I would have asked you to buy some instead of telling you that you were weird and I didn’t want to talk to you…but please…take your sad life out on me by all means 😂

Saaame blesssss

No you don’t deserve nothing I’m sorry I’m miserable and taking it out on you

I wish you all the best in all your endeavors

I just hope you can forgive me

Hai

That escalated quickly

She is building up an Endurance for you

Or 3

Jesus this app is gone to sht 😂.

Yeah it’s dead

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