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Y vos cuanto medis?

Jajajajajajaja

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Booqueaste

De boquear (?

👃👃👃

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No huele a remolacha no mientas

No, la patee de patear pero de pato

Que asco

Che

Cuando es época de remolacha

Que

Quisiera comer con papa

Pense que era pate de paté

Siempre hay remolcha que decis

Yo estoy comible en toda temporada

Ya no existen las epocas(?

Gracias a nuestro amigo Monsanto

No tengo el sticker sensual, no me sirve el chiste asi

Mmm

No es cierto

Xq en la verdulería no hay choclo en verano

Claro, yo como remolacha siempre que voy a la verduleria y compro

Yo busqué y es feo

Y remolacha no hay

Ahora

Pero cambiá de verdulero

Despues te mando del hotel

Cuanto mide el verdulero? no tendrá las remolachas en otro lugar?

Puede ser

Jajajajaja

Hay

Alguna otra

Cosa que se haga con remolacha que no sea ensalada?

Podes hacer un coulis

Licuado

O podes tirarle remolachas a algun vecino ruidoso

Y le metes al risotto

Y te queda violeta

Coulis?

>>> Licuado No me gustan mucho los de verduras

Si los de frutas

Si es un licuado ah

La verdad les tengo que confesar

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