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Anybody want to pick the banjo with me?

I assume that’s very real and not at all fake

How is the night life for Kalamazoo?

Don’t look fake to me but you probably have some experience being 70+, huh?

Hi, everyone

Evening all

Hiya howdy

Hope everyone's having a good night

Just laying in bed.

Tsk tsk

How goes it

Yes?

Just got home from my friends house. Smoked a j on the way home and now I’m feeling decent

That’s awesome jelly

I could go for one

Light one up buddy

Danger will robinson. Sharks in the water

I’ll be up all night if I light one up

You swearrr this is Jaws

Ngl I kinda wanna watch that movie now

😭thanks a lot squid 🦑

You’re welcome kitty

Jaws is a classic movie.

Chihuahua *

Ahhhhh

Now do yo I have the jaws theme in your head too?

That’s what you get bein’ a squid.

Hey brother from another mother

‘Yo.

I have an alcohol problem because I’ve been sober too long.

Maybe being sober is the problem and alcohol is the cure

How do I know if my coworker is a vampire

Invite me over for a 15 of vodka and a Hawaiian pizza.

Out a stake in their heart

You can’t even have a drink.

Put a stake in their heart

You don’t want to break their heart.

Why not

That’s just mean! Everyone has feelings.

But they could be a vampire

I guess you’re right…

lol

How would you feel if someone was afraid of you and wanted to put a stake in your heart?

Do you want to kill them or are you scared of them?

You make a great point there Kelsie

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