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Todo es ventajas

Porque pillas la salmonela

Pero y el día que no pican?

Ese día no se come

Pues caban

>>> Ese día no se come Literalmente

Pues voy al médico

A qué?

>>> Pues voy al médico Para?

Picarán no vuelvo hasta q pille un pez

Mucha paciencia

Dice el otro q q hago si pillo la salmonela

Y si te pilla un coche?

Un coche? Como me va a pillar un coche en medio del Mar?

Eing???

Cada loco con su tema jajaja

Bueno... Quería decir un narco coche

Rider 👋

O al volver a casa

>>> Cada loco con su tema jajaja Literalmente

O eres vecina de Bob?

Pues me defiendo

Cómo el de Barbate

Aunque no creo q alguien quiera robarme un pez

Cómo o con qué?

Le doy con el pez en la cara

Yo sí

Y si le gusta?

El jurel es mío ni en sueños te lo voy a dar

A mi mi jurel no me lo robas

Ya no lo tienes

Pescate otro

Hola

Hola vaquita

Qué tal?

Bien , pillando cama ya

Al fin

Aunque falta el gin

Para dormir a piernas suelta

Jajaja

Y ya di pones la playa Sara

Ufff

hola

Hola gatita

Qué tal?

Hola

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