I usually buy some the day after
I once fell for this lass who popped her gum in a peculiar way
But she also spoke in tongues while going to sleep so should have been a red flag
Halloween the best holiday tho
Sweet Spanish lullabies with the sweetest look in their eyes
Haven't you ever watchedread anything vampire related
Is usually a cautionary tale
I'm surprised euthanasia wasn't more or a political issue this cycle
People are programmed by movies but dying is oft far worse than it needs to be
Y'all have any recurring dreams?
I used to awaken to the morning sun and melodic sound of birds chirping - now I awaken, only to the form of my ex GF's buttocks descending upon my face and swallowing me whole in darkness. What once was enjoyable, is now my routine pit of despair.
I no longer recognize day from night.
The only solace I find is watching the new Batman movie despite finding Robert Pattinson completely unfit for the role
Is Uwu making a comeback?
I'll summon all those inclined to uwu
I'm surprised this app is still alive
Seems like it been dying for ages