Horse donโt pinch the duck on the bum thatโs rude ๐พ
Iโll fart at you stupid horse
I literally seasoned my dinner with salt and pepper tonight
And I guess garlic and onion
Iโm trying to return to my white roots
Itโs not every day madras powder and 5 spice
Tbf sometimes a plain, hearty dish is not so bad
It was actually quite nice
It had a polish kind of vibe to it
Not everything I cook is ugly
Iโm gonna bring steaks to have with my dad tomorrow
I didnโt see him on Fatherโs Day so I feel bad ๐
No but you can pretend it is
I wonโt tell anyone you tried it
I got a Muslim friend who secretly comes out for โkuffar burgersโ and says the halal ones are usually clapped and chewy ๐
Well no but I like pork in some forms
Itโs just your parents told you it was a dirty meat during your formative years
So obviously itโs gonna disgust you
If I made my own sect of Islam weโd just have to be like โsorry broโ after we slaughter the animal
Iโm having a mango ๐ผ