Horse donât pinch the duck on the bum thatâs rude đž
Iâll fart at you stupid horse
I literally seasoned my dinner with salt and pepper tonight
And I guess garlic and onion
Iâm trying to return to my white roots
Itâs not every day madras powder and 5 spice
Tbf sometimes a plain, hearty dish is not so bad
It was actually quite nice
It had a polish kind of vibe to it
Not everything I cook is ugly
Iâm gonna bring steaks to have with my dad tomorrow
I didnât see him on Fatherâs Day so I feel bad đ
No but you can pretend it is
I wonât tell anyone you tried it
I got a Muslim friend who secretly comes out for âkuffar burgersâ and says the halal ones are usually clapped and chewy đ
Well no but I like pork in some forms
Itâs just your parents told you it was a dirty meat during your formative years
So obviously itâs gonna disgust you
If I made my own sect of Islam weâd just have to be like âsorry broâ after we slaughter the animal
Iâm having a mango đź