Horse donāt pinch the duck on the bum thatās rude š¾
Iāll fart at you stupid horse
I literally seasoned my dinner with salt and pepper tonight
And I guess garlic and onion
Iām trying to return to my white roots
Itās not every day madras powder and 5 spice
Tbf sometimes a plain, hearty dish is not so bad
It was actually quite nice
It had a polish kind of vibe to it
Not everything I cook is ugly
Iām gonna bring steaks to have with my dad tomorrow
I didnāt see him on Fatherās Day so I feel bad š
No but you can pretend it is
I wonāt tell anyone you tried it
I got a Muslim friend who secretly comes out for ākuffar burgersā and says the halal ones are usually clapped and chewy š
Well no but I like pork in some forms
Itās just your parents told you it was a dirty meat during your formative years
So obviously itās gonna disgust you
If I made my own sect of Islam weād just have to be like āsorry broā after we slaughter the animal
Iām having a mango š¼