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Wake up bro ☹️

Horse don’t pinch the duck on the bum that’s rude 😾

I’ll fart at you stupid horse

I literally seasoned my dinner with salt and pepper tonight

And I guess garlic and onion

I’m trying to return to my white roots

It’s not every day madras powder and 5 spice

Tbf sometimes a plain, hearty dish is not so bad

It was actually quite nice

It had a polish kind of vibe to it

Except I wasn’t drunk

Dream of us horse

Not everything I cook is ugly

I’m gonna bring steaks to have with my dad tomorrow

I didn’t see him on Father’s Day so I feel bad 💀

No but you can pretend it is

I won’t tell anyone you tried it

I got a Muslim friend who secretly comes out for “kuffar burgers” and says the halal ones are usually clapped and chewy 💀

Well no but I like pork in some forms

It’s just your parents told you it was a dirty meat during your formative years

So obviously it’s gonna disgust you

If I made my own sect of Islam we’d just have to be like “sorry bro” after we slaughter the animal

I’m having a mango 😼

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